The Proximity Effect

I postulated a theorem today and after careful examination, I think it holds up:

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It's uncanny on several levels, really. The gall, the aloofness, the overbearing arrogance, and most of all, the constant comedy gold flowing from their ever-spewing blow holes.

By the way, favorite Mayor Quimby quote:

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?

And what the hell, favorite Blagojevich quote:

I've been criticized for this, but I'm not comparing myself to Dr. King or Nelson Mandela or Mahatma Gandhi, but I tried to reach in to history and imagine some inspiring figures that would have gone through something like I was going through for sustenance and inspiration.

Word.