Roostery Pokeys [roo-ster-ee poh-kees] -noun1. the fleshy growth or crest on top of the head of gallinaceous birds, generally larger on males than on females; also known as a cockscomb.
2. the kind of trapezoidal, often abstract, but usually hi-larious, mindfuck language contortion that Adrienne routinely conjures up from her darling head to describe otherwise mundane items. In this case, a prominent feature on the head of a rooster that may, or may not be pokey, but certainly, is always roostery.
Origin: 2009; Adrienne's genius mind; see rooster, poke
i'm officially adopting Roostery Pokeys into my vocabulary. Adrian is a brilliant woman...we speak the same language.
ReplyDeleteStacey is sorry that she spelled Adrienne's name wrong.
ReplyDeleteI just corrected her. There was no excuse for that.
And I do like my roosters. The pokier, the better.
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