Emo Cow Doesn't Have To Listen To You Because You're Not Its Real Dad

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Emo Cow Needs You To Trim Its Asymmetrical Bangs

I gotta say, this has to be the most attractive cow I've ever seen. I'm kinda turned on right now. I've been a casual vegetarian for years, and it finally makes sense — how can you slaughter something this hot?!

Here's more Emo Animals, if you're so inclined (and who isn't?)