If I may offer up a few suggestions to the Virginia GOP in regard to a recent piece of legislation passed in their House, here's some additional unpleasant/intrusive requirements they might want to force women to endure if they should choose to terminate a pregnancy:
- Undergo a colonoscopy
- Build an Ikea entertainment center in less than 15 minutes
- Iron a ruffled dress shirt
- Receive a Brazilian wax
- Adjust the ignition timing on a 1984 Pontiac Fiero
- Successfully delete all their own personal profile data from Facebook
- Sit through a timeshare sales presentation
- Complete a 1099 tax form
- Get their teeth scraped clean
- Move across country (although this might be increasingly preferable to living in VA)
- Schedule and fulfill an accurate installation time with a Comcast technician
- Balance their checkbook
- Calibrate a vintage analog 2-inch tape deck
- Tolerate routine underarm Botox injections
- Complete a triathlon
- Transfer contacts between two cell phones of differing carriers
- Bake perfectly-risen souffles on a moving railcar
- Perform a polar bear plunge
- Undergo a double mastectomy
- Stick the landing on a triple axel
