Well, he is.
Few actors have as much range or are as universally respected as Mister Buscemi. He's been in more movies and television shows than anyone else I can think of right this second. And even though he's totally made acting his bitch, it's like, barely a hobby for him. He also writes, directs, and produces!
And that's just the fucking beginning.
Did you know he used to be a New York City fireman from 1980 to 1984? A fucking fireman. Get this, he fucking shows up at his old firehouse the day after 9/11 to volunteer. Just shows up, like, "I'm here, fuckers, give me a shovel." This motherfucker worked twelve hour shifts for a week, digging through rubble with his old comrades. Where were you?
He wasn't getting paid for that shit. He wasn't looking for recognition. He just did it because he's a fucking good guy. Compared to Steve Buscemi, you and I are fucking pathetic. Just useless fucking turds.
And when was the last time you heard anyone say anything bad about Steve Buscemi? It just doesn't happen. No one denies this!
I don't know, man, I'm just proud to live in a world that has Steve Buscemi in it and this is the only way I know how to say it. You should be proud too.
Now do yourself a favor and go rent Airheads. It's fucking great, you know it. Here's a reminder:
I wish Steve Buscemi was in my band. We'd be called The Steve Buscemi Project featuring Steve Buscemi. I wouldn't mind playing second fiddle to him, he's the best.
he was amazing in the sopranos. and ghost world. and everything i've ever seen him in. i would gladly play tambourine and do all the booking for the Steve Buscemi Project featuring Steve Buscemi.
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