To the tune of the Phil Ochs classic civil rights anthem, "Here's To The State Of Mississippi", I'd like to introduce a new feature on bazookaluca, titled Find Yourself Another Country To Be Part Of. I think you can guess what that means and the kind of people it's directed towards.
And in the longstanding tradition of adopting the folk classic to fit the times, I'll add a verse to state my case as to why the subject in question needs to find a new place to call home.
My first deportation:
Bill O'Reilly
Here's to the ass known as Bill O'Reilly,
For 'neath his smug pretense, the charlatan hides behind,
If you stir up his emotions, a bloated egomaniac you will find.
The populist rage he urges has spun a thousand crimes,
His disservice to the nation should cost him some hard time.
Whoa, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of,
Bill O'Reilly, find yourself another country to be part of.
For 'neath his smug pretense, the charlatan hides behind,
If you stir up his emotions, a bloated egomaniac you will find.
The populist rage he urges has spun a thousand crimes,
His disservice to the nation should cost him some hard time.
Whoa, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of,
Bill O'Reilly, find yourself another country to be part of.
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